SENT: 90-12-06  14:55
   FROM: LEHEY_GREG (Greg Lehey)
     TO: MCROBERTS_BILL @PRUNE
     CC. HAUSMANN_MADDI.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: CRAZIES: Raisin d'etre
In Reply to: 90-12-06  01:58  FROM MCROBERTS_BILL @PRUNE
         CRAZIES: Raisin d'etre

The truth must out. This was due to a bug introduced into _TRANSFER_ when
integrating the FTL (faster than light) link. Whether it happens to you,
depends on your position in quantum reality (also known as the network
routing table). I live off near the edge of reality (didn't know that,
did you) at \ESSG (NRT fringe), and frequently get replies to my own
messages before I get the original (or was that before I write them?).

But-the-simpletons-vetoed-this-description-in-Mom-ing you what
Grog

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   SENT: 90-12-06  01:58
   FROM: MCROBERTS_BILL @PRUNE
     TO: ELDRIDGE_LISA @COMM
     CC. DL.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: CRAZIES: Raisin d'etre
Talk about crazy--I actually got this response *before* I got Dave's original
message!

                - McFlippedOutForReal

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   SENT: 90-12-06  01:35
   FROM: ELDRIDGE_LISA @COMM
     TO: MATHES_DAVE @MAILMN
     CC. DL.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: CRAZIES: Raisin d'etre
Dearest Dave:

I want a raisin only if it has your picture on it.

Will you marry me?

Love,

Lisa

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   SENT: 90-12-06  01:32
   FROM: MATHES_DAVE @MAILMN
     TO: ELDRIDGE_LISA @COMM
     CC. DL.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: Crazies: Dear Lunatic Fringe....
Lisa,

My love, mon cherie, que pasa?

Prunes, this is California. We eat raisins.

Do-you-want-a-raisin-ing-u-wot?

Dave

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   SENT: 90-12-06  01:24
   FROM: ELDRIDGE_LISA @COMM
     TO: MATHES_DAVE @MAILMN
     CC. DL.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: Crazies: Dear Lunatic Fringe in the middle
Dear Dave:

Eat some prunes, dude.

Love,

Lisa ("Is that generic enough for you?") Eldridge

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   SENT: 90-12-06  01:22
   FROM: STEPHEN_CAROL @COMM
     TO: ELDRIDGE_LISA @COMM
SUBJECT: Crazies: Dear Lunatic Fringe in the middle

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   SENT: 90-12-05  22:46
   FROM: MATHES_DAVE @MAILMN
     TO: FELKNOR_HOMER @DALLAS
     CC. DL.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: Crazies: Dear Lunatic Fringe in the middle
Homer,

"Nothing's illegal as long as you don't get caught."  J.R. Ewing
"Once you lose your integrity the rest is easy." J.R. Ewing

Jest be careful when you name name's. The named party may not find it
as funny as you meant it. Nor may their friends (or enemies given hidden
agendas et al) I'm crying fowl only because we are crazy and live on
the fringe. When you lean against the wind attempt to use similes, metphors
and generics. (It is a full moon)

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   SENT: 90-12-05  20:58
   FROM: FELKNOR_HOMER @DALLAS
     TO: DL.CRAZIES @PRUNE
SUBJECT: Crazies: Nazis?
Nazis drive pink Cadilacs?
I didn't know that.
I appreciate the education afforded by this sig.
El Ho
PS Actually I support May Kay's use of animal testing.
EH
PPS I don't want any of my friends of the female persuasion putting anything
on their persons-parts that would kill an elefink.
eh
PPPS Is it really illegal to say another corporation sucks? Bullpippies.